National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day 

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day by daelynfr May 9, 2024

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day 

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.

“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day by daelynfr May 9, 2024

my mom sucks my dick sometimes 

my mom sucks my dick sometimes means she gets on your nerves sometimes

my mom sucks my dick sometimes

mine too

my mom sucks my dick sometimes by DORER January 10, 2021

dick sucks 

when something is really good, in comparison to getting head, which is very positive

that macaroni and cheese was dick sucks, go try some.

dick sucks by Dick_Head December 11, 2010

Suck Syan’s Dick Day 

A special occasion where you are permitted to suck Syan’s extremely large cock and will experience a large amount of sperm entering your mouth. You cannot argue against this, everyday is Suck Syan’s Dick day.

Hey, did you know it’s Suck Syan’s Dick Day today?

Suck Syan’s Dick Day by UnknownMasturbater November 10, 2020

National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

National suck Theo’s dick day by theothegod April 12, 2019

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow by ed the Word September 15, 2009