Definitions by Sturge
Hotlock
When a bird try’s to talk to you on social media and you keep sending them porn till they either leave or start sending porn back
so this slut randomly started PM me so I hotlocked her nek minute she has 3 fingers Jamed in her donut
Sturge
Sturge is better than you.
lagger
A male who, when in the company of several other males (e.g. part of an athletic team) and leaving a public dressing/locker room, lags behind the others for a minute in hopes of catching a secret glimpse of naked male bodies.