a simpler way of telling the person that she is a Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid person that probably looks at a frog and fucking bites it thinking it's a hamburger before even thinking that it might be very dangerous to eat a "hamburger" that was stuck in a fucking tree IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST.
You goddamn piece of shit
Robert: ayooo just found chocolate icecream in the floor of your dog's little house, let't eat it
William: what the fuck Robert, you Stupid Fucking Idiot. that's shit, that's dog shit, how idiot can you fucking be you piece of shit, why would a chocolate icecream be lying on the floor of my dog's house you Neanderthal
Robert: eating the shit so it's not ice cream?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.