Student ID

The worst picture of you that will ever exist. Like picture day But worse. If possible, take the picture wearing a funny outfit to distract others of the shame.

Billy: I got my Student ID picture taken.
Bob: How was it?
Billy: It sucked ass. I didn't find out until after the picture that I had a big zit on my nose.

by DarkSwitch_Alchemist December 16, 2014

Student ID

You're muthafuckin identification card. The greatest goddamn thing in the world. You want to be fucking identified? That fucker can identify your ass! Do you feel an unresistable urge to bitch slap the hell out of a hoe? Take that fucking ID and Slap dat bitch! Mutha Fuck the Police when you have that swag ass ID on you. You forget your drivers license at a satanic ritual! Prove yourself through this piece of fucking plastic shit. Do you want to fuck shit up as a motherfucking ninja?!?!?!?!?!? Fucking throw that bitch ass motherfucking shit card at someone's godforsaken ass! IF YOU HAVE DAT STUDENT IDEA, YOU CAN SLIDE INTO THE DM'S OF ANY BODACIOUS BABE. LEGIT THE MOST FUCKING BADASS MOTHERFUCKING SHOT OF ALL TIME

Greg: Hey you're a hoe ass bitch. :) lel

You: FUCK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT GREG. LET ME DESTROY YOUR ASS YA HOE
you: *whips out Student ID"

Greg: *MUTHAFUCKING ASSHOLE DESTROYED AS YOU REKTED HIS BITCH ASS. THAT'S RIGHT! NO ONE NEEDS YOUR SHIT GREG

by AnalSpasm October 6, 2015

Studentic

The quality of when a student is ready to pay attention in class and learn. Having an attitude of gratitude.

Timmy was very studentic and he not only studied for his exam, but positively affected his classmates.

Mr. K: "Thanks Jim for being so studentic."
Jim: "It's what I do Mr. K"

by Joey Ravioli December 6, 2018

studentized

The student population.

That school is studentized with 1200 students?

by Danielle November 28, 2003

studenting

The activity or experience of being a student.

studenting life is awesome.

Studenting again! it is awesome.

by DJ Rockey September 5, 2018

studented

to be incredibly drunk, like a student

oh man, rick was at the party last night and he got so studented he threw up in amy's mouth and pissed himself

by weemalone December 18, 2007

studentism

When student make up stupid excuses for not doing their work or asks stupid quesions.

"Do we have to?" "I forgot we had homework." "I didn't do it." "What did you say?" "I don't know."

by Psycopath February 4, 2005