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When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.

The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.

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Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

Strategic Hold by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

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Strategic Hold

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

Strategic Hold by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

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Strategic Hold

When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.

The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants

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