Stratten's Law

A social rule that goes, "The younger and hotter a women is, the more she dates losers."

Origin: Dorthy Stratten, who at age 20 was one of the youngest Playmates of the Year. She felt obligated to date her high school boyfriend who "discovered" her for the Playboy Empire. Supposedly when she was planning to dump him, the boyfriend killed her in a murder-suicide.

What you expect, Stratten's Law at work again.

by Steve-er July 7, 2011

Straten

Elite, unluck any other. Everyone wants to be one but can't. Unable to obtain the status quo of a Straten.

You will never be able to reach Straten stature, unless your born one.

by Mark January 12, 2005

STRAIGENDER

A straight person who is romantically or sexually attracted to someone who is exclusively attracted to their own gender.

Example Sentences:

“Bro, I caught feelings for a lesbian.”
“Damn… you’re Straigender.”

“I keep liking gay guys, why is this happening?”
“Nothing’s wrong. You’re just Straigender.”

by Melokuhle_D November 14, 2025

De straten zijn koud BRIII

When the streets are cold, and you homie tobi says Brii except for brrrrr

De straten zijn koud BRIIIII

by Boriseetbil33 January 22, 2021

Van Straaten

This is an old Belgian/Netherlands family. This family is known for being frugal, penny-pinching assholes who will fight over a dead person's last cent. They will always see how they can benefit before making friends.

You are being such a van Straaten right now.

by MysticReader August 15, 2022