Straighties

Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.

You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.

by sanfranmale January 24, 2012

Straighties

bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego

on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"

by PurpleLuke August 28, 2020

Straighties

Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.

Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community

(Boy don’t you love double standards)

Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!

by YOUR_Daily_Trigger February 2, 2021

straightie

1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides

1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.

by David Noodel February 10, 2010

straighty

N.
1. A womanizing man who hits on a gay man's female friends.
2. Slang used in homosexual communities for the epitomy of a straight man; a ladies man.

BACK OFF STRAIGHTY, she's with me.

by chris g October 26, 2003

straighty

Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180

hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?

Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.

your such a straighty180 faggot!

by DaJeww November 18, 2018

Straighty

A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.

Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.

Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.

Guy: Really?

Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,

"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"

And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.

Peace out."

Guy: Oh wow..

Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!

by KirstInsane June 14, 2016