storf

A freakishly tall person with unusually large feet

My friend Rachel is the first known storf in existence.
She is quite storfy
She is the storfy-est of the storfs
A sasquatch is like a storf.....but hairier

by Jzzminda and Desi Punjab February 4, 2008

Storf

To deliberately confuse by responding with a nonsensical answer or disparate gif.

After someone asked about a potential future record release, the questioner was storf’d with an extraneous gif.

by Shotgun_Willie November 22, 2023

arlo storf

A word often used instead if terms like, "freak" or "weird.

"bro your such an arlo storf!"

by goobie snoob September 22, 2023

starfishin'

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018

Starfox Neck

The neck pain and stiffness resulting from craning ones neck backwards in order to play Starfox 64 on those elevated TV’s at Wal-Mart in 1997.

The year is 1997, I’m 10 years old and obsessed with Starfox 64. I have an N64, but money is tight and my birthday is months away leaving me no choice but to continue to accompany mom to Wal-Mart so I can play the demo game in the electronics department. She would tell me to meet her at the checkout in 20 minutes, but once I hit the start button, time turned into some arbitrary construct worthy only of being ignored. I was frequently shaken out of my Starfox stupor 3/4th of the way through the story-line to an angry mom and a nasty case of Starfox Neck. Come June, I received my own copy of Starfox 64 and the condition was never experienced again.

I still play StarFox 64 on occasion and it remains one of my favorite games. I have medal’d every level, but accomplished little else worthy of note in my life.

by Darren Besert March 19, 2019

chocolate starfish

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010