Stoney Boloney

🔥 A FAKER..Someone who is pretending to be higher than they appear to be.... They are a STONEY BOLONEY

🔥 LOOK..HE'S NOT EVEN INHALING THE JOINT.. HE'S A STONEY BOLONEY

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stoney baloney

The act of smoking so much mary jane everything you say is a bunch of baloney.

Not to be confused with the deli meat balogna, which is a cluster fuck of random cow/horse parts

"Man last friday I smoked a blizzy and was stoney baloney!"

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When your so fuckin stoned you just gotta take a minute to realize you don't have a baloney sandwich

What the fuck man I'm stoney baloney buh didn't make that goddamn baloney sandwich

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Someone who smokes so much weed that all they eat is baloney and lay in their bed with their fat ol dog

“I’m so baked they might as well call me Stoney Baloney”

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