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Stone Wood 

An apartment complex where kid’s get stoned all day, Also referred to as Ghetto Wood.
Hey, let’s go to Stone Wood today so we can get stoned?

Wood Stone Retard 

A victory chant used by online gamers, specifically in "Rainbow Six Siege". Commonly used either after a round win, or game winning victory!
We destroyed that team bro! WOOD STONE RETARD, WOOD STONE RETARD!
Wood Stone Retard by JPGEdward March 29, 2017

You make my ass want to carve stove wood

When someone really frustrates you or sort of angers you but you don't want to piss them off in return.

A phrase to express your frustration.
If your friend is constantly missing the point or keeps making the same mistake over and over.

You would say, man, you make my ass want to carve stove wood.

Wood stove 

The act of forcibly inserting toothpicks, or small wooden pieces into the urethra.
Sure do miss having my wood stove.
Wood stove by Bryinfalls September 25, 2025