Stock Show

When you take livestock to a barn filled with other animals and a judge decides which animal is the best. Pigs, Steers, Heifers, Turkeys, Chickens, Goats, and Lambs are the most common animals shown. After checking in your animals, you go to the parking lot with your other redneck bretheren and sisteren and drink lots of beer out of your Dad's ice chest, which is carelessly sitting in the back of the pickup.

Hey girl, You going to the Gillespie Country Stock Show?

Hell yeah, we're takin' three barrows, gonna win the whole damn thing.

by Brigette Santo January 26, 2012

stock show hoe

A "country girl" who hangs around at stock shows waiting to bang anything with a pulse and a penis.

"Oh, her? She's been plowed more times than the family farm. TOTAL stock show hoe."

by Laurenjnerual June 3, 2017

show the stick

it might be a reference to a concept where "showing the stick" could imply a threat or an aggressive stance. This expression could be interpreted metaphorically, suggesting that when someone brandishes or shows a stick, they are indicating their readiness to resort to violence or aggression to assert dominance or control over a situation.

In certain contexts or cultures, a stick might symbolize power, authority, or even a weapon. Thus, "showing the stick" could imply a warning that someone is prepared to use force or coercion to achieve their goals or defend themselves.

Hampus: what you lookin at cuh

Niya: dont let me show the stick now

by Jaunito Cramer February 9, 2024

Shower on a stick

Deodorant, usually applied liberally to mask the accumulation of grime over the past few days.

Damn it! Stephanie is coming over in 5 minutes and I haven't bathed in a week! Thank goodness for the ol' shower on a stick!

by cripes February 20, 2009

Shower Shock

"Shower Shock" normally happens on chilly winter mornings. "Shower Shock" is when your shower, showers extreme hot or extreme cold water, intermittently, there by making you cry out 'UuUhh..' when hot water burns you and then cry out 'AHhhh' when cold water pierces you. If this showering sequence, happens 4 times or more in 42 seconds, then one is under "Shower Shock". Essentially it is a protest tactics deployed by intelligent under/over used showers on the showeree which could potentially lead to hyper activity

Dude! I was shower shocked this morning, i guess i should just have a decaf without sugar. Caffeine, on top of Shower Shock, is going to make me Hyper Hyper Active!!!

by Vinod S Pillai January 21, 2006

Shower Stack

Making a fist with two hands up against the shower wall and proceeding to hump the "shower stack".

I shower stacked this morning and it was flippin rad.

by Tysen021 April 11, 2008

Shower Stuck

Prolonging your shower because it is freezing outside and the shower water is warm

"Why were you late to history class today, Eric?"

"I got shower stuck for five
minutes dude."

by William Eric Andrew Coleman January 23, 2009