"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"
by Mark November 23, 2003
Stoney Bologna: Yo BC, wanna hit the joint tonight?
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
Big Cheesy: nah browski, I’m on house arrest.
SB: ……wtf you do this time
BC: Well… there’s this tradition on May 5th, called Stinkhole de Mayo. You find the closest Mexican chick, and you fill her stinkhole with Mayo, like the condiment. Then you plug her tooter with a butt plug and when she rips ass, her spinky explodes with white, slimy, goodness. It’s hilarious!
SB: Dawg… you are a badass MF!! I wanna be like you when my balls drop.
by Stoney69 July 17, 2022
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010