stfu

slang for shut the fuck up

him: stfu bitch!
her: no you stfu!

by Anymoose October 1, 2005

stfu

"Swim to france ugly."

Better than "Shut the fuck up."

Me: -insert angry AIM face- STFU.
Sessha: ..-swims to france, and is ugly-
Me: AHAJKHAKHJAHAHAAHAHAH

by Boxer Marty July 30, 2005

stfu

Shut The Fuck UP

or if u want there is

Shut The Fuck Up You Bitch: stfuyb
and
Shut Your Fuckin' Mouth: syfm

Nicole and Josh are not real ppl in this thang

Nicole: UR GAY!!!!! STFU!!!!!!!!
Josh: Na, im just fukin wit ya

by 12091983 December 20, 2007

stfu

A statement which clearly denotes its user as being

A)twelve or under

B)a virgin

C)someone who uses "words" such as 1337 or leet and is in fact

D) a n00b

E)who also uses "words" teh and pwn

F)who would in fact be stomped to death by one such as myself in real life

G)and would also be owned by a real player in CS or any other fps of their choosing

me: That's the third knife kill I've gotten on you this game, putzer!

pimply faced virgin:stfu, I'll get my awp and show you!

me: ~snikty snikt~ that's four, shut up and play.

by guy who was just upper deckin' your ma May 22, 2004

stfu

shut the fuck up

''Carmen you really need to stfu before i beat you rot.''

by Alf<3 March 12, 2009

stfu

1)Despite its original intentions, it is most often interpreted as "Stuff You" written in shorthand.
2)Intended to mean shut the f**k up.

Hey, stfu man.

by Willy Johnson November 4, 2003

stfu

the acronym for what you say to someone (shut the fuck up) who spells internet acronyms out loud in a real life conversation as opposed to saying the actual words

dude1: stfu (spells out stfu) I only kiss that other guy cause uh..it's my religion so wtf (spells out wtf) you talking about I'm not gay.

dude2: No you shut the fuck up you don't even know proper english and that was the dumbest bullshit I've heard since George Bush's last speech.

by Tony_Chen March 21, 2007