Stephen's Syndrome 

An inexplicable attraction to girls under the legal age of consent.

Bro, all of the girls that I thought were fucking hot are all 16 years old.

Looks like you're suffering from Stephen's Syndrome

Stephen's Syndrome by anemiate July 30, 2010

Stephen’s way of life 

Stephen’s way of life is...
•agree with nothing Daniel says
•only agree with Hosuh and Jay
•Be a psychopath and murder everything and everyone
•make slight flirts toward Hosuh and let no one else flirt with Hosuh
•win at everything.

Hey imma do Stephen’s way of life.

Stephen’s way of life by OddGhostyBoo! November 3, 2019

Stephen's Law 

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

Stephen's Law by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011

Stephen's musicianship class 

The most boring and unnecessary class, no one goes there voluntarily and he keeps us captive for 55 minutes.

"Well, I didn't get to do everything I wanted to do today... cause this corner of the room was talking and laughing the whole time..." (said Stephen) People were enjoying your class? Unheard of!

If you want to unlearn everything you know about music come here!

I can't wait to go sit in silence In Stephen's musicianship class (as a saxophone player) and hear him talk about why it's more important to learn which note in a scale is the "do, rei, mi ect." instead of learning how to read music!

Stephen's musicianship class by benny bboiiieee November 18, 2021

Stephen’s sausage roll 

An obscure puzzle game that is considered on of the greatest puzzle games ever made, and I can agree. Not even kidding.

Trust me though, if you play it, go in as blind as possible.

The greatest game I have ever played is (don’t laugh) Stephen’s Sausage Roll.

Stephen’s sausage roll by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022

St. Stephen's Episcopal School 

One of the most prestigious, challenging, and wealthy schools in America. Old money school located in Austin, Texas. Students come primarily from the city's elite areas of Westlake and Tarrytown. Guys can be seen wearing oxfords and khakis and the girls wear sundresses and boots. Parking lot is filled with BMWs, Range Rovers, and Lexuses.

The guys are douchey and carry themselves with a "we're better than you and we know it" mentality. As far as the girls go, think Texas Southern Belles. Many come from old oil families. Most students end up at elite universities, and almost every family has some sort of "connection" at schools like UT and SMU.

"That kid looks like he's the shit."
"Yeah, but he's a dick. Dude's from Westlake and goes to St. Stephen's Episcopal School."

St. Stephen's Episcopal School by Prepreprep January 5, 2013

Stephen Harper's Revenge 

The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.

For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!

Stephen Harper's Revenge by ThisIslandAK April 24, 2011