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Step Father 

1st Step Father: the guy you think will be the best father figure youll ever get in your life. he doesn't really talk much, just sits around and plays video games but i guess you cant really complain for 10 years.
1st Ex Step Father: when your mom divorces your first step dad cause he's lacking in personality, he marries an evil bitch who makes him her puppet, disowns you cause you were never his real kid in the first place, and is just a complete dick all around.

2nd Step Father: 3rd times the charm for your mom! Real dad isn't really around a whole lot and when he is we dont get along. 1st step dad didnt go well. But 2nd Step Dad is a dream come true! By now your two old to open up to a "father figure" but he's the best damn big brother you could ever ask for! He looks out for ya, hangs out with you, boxes with ya, wants to beat up the people at school who hurt you, plays rock band with you till no end, and just flat out is an all around cool guy.
me: hey you wanna go do somethin?

real father: *ignores you and continues playing with his new baby from his 3rd wife*
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me: hey you wanna go do somethin?

step father 1: *grunt.. continues playing video games*
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me: hey, you wanna go so somethin?

Step father 2: FUCK YEAH!
*we go do something random*
Step Father by Stephknowsbest. December 15, 2008
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Abusive Step Father 

Your Step Dad Beat's You he's a Abusive Step Father
Abusive Step Father by xXMrSoftBoiXx November 15, 2019

step-co-father-in-law 

Stepchild-in-law's father.
My step-co-father-in-law is a good person.
step-co-father-in-law by Wonbig October 13, 2021

step-co-father-in-law 

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.
Step-co-father-in-law.

step-co-father-in-law 

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.
step-co-father-in-law.

Wicked stepfather

A comedic request line from an older man to younger woman.
Do you want me to be the wicked stepfather you never had?
Wicked stepfather by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

Stepfather Nazi 

A man who marries a woman with children. The man then decides to take on the children as his own. Eventually, he runs out of love for said children and begins to treat them like shit. He tries to control their lives and degrades them in every way possible. The stepfather takes away the rights of said children and refuses to grant them any privileges in his household.
Friend: Dude, your stepdad's such a dick. He never lets you do anything...

Boy: Yeah. He's a shitty Stepfather Nazi.
Stepfather Nazi by Trent T. November 2, 2007