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the combination of a step and a stump. It is usually sticking out of nowhere and is a nice place to sit. The most ideal stemp would be found in a naturally occuring staircase made out of tree roots.
Yo bitch i found yo mamma chillin butt neked on my stemp last night

or

I am so tired, I wish I had a nice stemp to sit on right now. Oh , there's one down yonder.
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stemp cell bandid

A person in a relationship with another who was raised by them and then... "taken care of".
...Commonly known as Woody Allen :)
stemp cell bandid by Lady Vermeil September 11, 2005
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oscar stemp 

a kind , handsome, man always with a determination to look his best , he loves animals and has an exquisite sense of style , he is defensive of those he loves and knows his priorities , he loves his animals most likely to be a dog or cat , although oscar stemp may come across as a possibly intimidating man he always has space in his heart for his girlfriend and a not so secret obsession with being a nerd.
what makes christian bale more attractive than robert pattison wentch?! - oscar stemp
oscar stemp by Cello07889 April 15, 2021

olivia stemp 

dude, did you see olivia stemp on tiktok today. she’s such a bad bitch

Kieran stemp 

A man that loves to be dominated by a 6 foot 3 inches woman
Man you are such a kieran stemp
Kieran stemp by Lukebennett5408 August 20, 2023

food-stamping 

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.
Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity
"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"
v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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