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the combination of a step and a stump. It is usually sticking out of nowhere and is a nice place to sit. The most ideal stemp would be found in a naturally occuring staircase made out of tree roots.
Yo bitch i found yo mamma chillin butt neked on my stemp last night

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I am so tired, I wish I had a nice stemp to sit on right now. Oh , there's one down yonder.
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stemp cell bandid

A person in a relationship with another who was raised by them and then... "taken care of".
...Commonly known as Woody Allen :)
stemp cell bandid by Lady Vermeil September 11, 2005
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oscar stemp 

a kind , handsome, man always with a determination to look his best , he loves animals and has an exquisite sense of style , he is defensive of those he loves and knows his priorities , he loves his animals most likely to be a dog or cat , although oscar stemp may come across as a possibly intimidating man he always has space in his heart for his girlfriend and a not so secret obsession with being a nerd.
what makes christian bale more attractive than robert pattison wentch?! - oscar stemp
oscar stemp by Cello07889 April 15, 2021

olivia stemp 

dude, did you see olivia stemp on tiktok today. she’s such a bad bitch

Kieran stemp 

A man that loves to be dominated by a 6 foot 3 inches woman
Man you are such a kieran stemp
Kieran stemp by Lukebennett5408 August 20, 2023

food-stamping 

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.
Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.
food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

v card stamped 

the act of taking someone's virginity
"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"
v card stamped by pistolpj June 22, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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