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Silence wench
girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy
Silence wench by PsychoTurtle990 February 23, 2021
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wentch • wench • Westchester • Wenatchee • Wetch • Wenching • wencher • Wenatchee Banana • wenchaphobia • Wench-bag
Hot wench summer
Typically used on tiktok, its a reference referring to hot girl summer where its considered the same thing but in medieval times where "thee maiden shows thy ankles" while she dances preparing for hot wench summer.
Hot wench summer by Evyln cost April 25, 2021
fag wench
A male homosexual prostitute
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies
Wenchjag
A man or woman that is completely stuck up and fake, preying on anyone younger then them, and acts like a total douchebag wherever they go.
Wenchjag by Ellipsis100x August 27, 2013
heartless wench
name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore
Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!
Man, she is such a heartless wench!
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!
Man, she is such a heartless wench!
heartless wench by A-Schroed October 3, 2005
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