Steening

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.

Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout

by schwimjob January 18, 2015

Steezing

For one to be outwardly chill or cool to such a degree that it emanates power.

That fella is steezing.

by Captain Quasar February 8, 2020

Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Charlie Sheening

The ability to drink and do drugs while looking like a winner.

Taking the stigma out of using methamphetamine and crack.

Getting respect while being publicly intoxicated.

Putting the fun back into disfunction.

"How was the party last night? Did you have a good time?"
"I had a great time...I was fully Charlie Sheening it!"

by notoriousP November 19, 2013

Steining

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.

"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."

by TFTH April 3, 2010