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staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.
Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.
by QuacksO June 5, 2017
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steroids

common name for anabolic steroids; hormones used to stimulate muscle and bone growth
I knew my girlfriend was taking steroids when she tried to root me up the ass with her clitoris.
by yorrick hunt June 24, 2008
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on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.
That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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steroidsmania

Urge to take large amounts of steroids
Matt has steroidsmania
by Tren monster 767 October 30, 2023
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hackers on steroids

Term jokingly used to describe members of Anonymous by Anonymous. Really used to make fun of the way a Fox News 11 reporter described Anonymous in a summer of 2007 report on Anonymous.

The report described a family that was supposedly targeted by Anonymous. The matriarch described the family's attempts at safety by shutting the curtains and showing off the new family dog.
These hackers on steroids have only two weaknesses: dogs and curtains.
by idon'tknowwhatnametouse February 3, 2008
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Saroids

often used to describe a woman on steroids. An all around angry roids monkey this person should not be touched or even looked at, for the consequences vary from limb incineration to immediate heart, liver, lung, and kidney failure. The use of objects to provoke this type of person is cautioned, in many cases the resulting explosion holds enough force to shatter the support beams of a number of buildings.
"who is that girl bashing her head against that brick wall?" "oh that's just Saroids, you should see her on a bad day!"
by President Moran April 15, 2009
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STEROIDS

Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a well-planned and executed diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.
Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to wager my wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.
by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 19, 2009
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