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With the continued success of smiking, a new phenomenon of 'starfing' was spawned. Former (or current) smikers such as Jizz and Bitchin' took smiking to Starbucks coffee shops anywhere and everywhere. On very rare but welcome occasions, individuals such as Flo from Capital City join in to bring new dimensions of conversations to a starfing session.

The word itself began as a deliberate misspelling of 'Starbucks' as 'Starfucks', but since the new word was too vulgar, the Bitchin' Lee deemed it necessary to shorten it to simply 'starf'. In essence, to starf is to smike during the daytime.

It is a term used to denote a wanton waste of time spent sipping iced caramel macchiatos, smoking Mild Sevens or Bohem No.6's while discussing issues such as what needs to be done to Nasties' ride, or the latest apps on smartphones.
Bitchin': Starf?
Nasties: ye. at t---?
Bitchin': ye. See you in 15 minutes.

-one iced caramel macchiato, one long black, 17 cigarettes later and 2 hours later-

Nasties: oh mean! jizz is coming!
Bitchin': Better get more smokes...
starf by Zen3 September 5, 2011
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Starf*ck 

Refers to the actions, behaviours, emotions, and/or persona’s that are associated with sexual arousal, and that are created through the use of augmented reality (AR) or virtual reality (VR) technology, but that do not involve actual sexual intercourse, penetration, or any other direct physical contact between individuals.
My goggles are still foggy after that starf*ck last night. She/He is the best starf*ck I’ve ever had. He/She isn’t home until Christmas, so we’ll have to starf*ck six nights a week.
Starf*ck by LittleMissNRXST April 26, 2022

Scarfman 

Noted shortwave-radio hobbyist and well-respected attendee of the Winter SWL Fests held annually in Kulpsville, PA. As a maverick of cutting-edge fashion, he has made indoor scarf-wearing all the rage among the trendiest hipsters and tripsters of radio ghettos worldwide. Never satisfied with mere radio listening, he has personally logged several thousand serial numbers of every type of radio equipment ever produced. In addition to this exhaustive pursuit, he can be seen frequently recording audio clips of the forums presented at the Winterfests.

A true radio original..
As a sideline, Scarfman works with worldwide police departments and Interpol as a Stolen Radios Recovery Consultant, providing serial numbers that match with numbers provided to the authorities by the victims of radio theft.
Scarfman by The Unit "151" January 13, 2008

snarfenrugie 

A word made up by our amazing music teacher, which refers to someone who purposely fails a school assignment or test for the fun of it.
Don't be a snarfenrugie!
snarfenrugie by dr. therapist January 12, 2020

waist scarf 

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
waist scarf by aretegroup August 30, 2014

starfishin' 

When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face
She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile
starfishin' by emilejfagerstromiv December 14, 2018
To purposefully ignore someone whilst fiddling with your scarf, so that they cannot try and take your arm or come near you or even make conversation ..... and so giving them the cold shoulder.
Hey, did you hear how Prince William totally scarfed Duchess Meghan on the way out of church on Christmas Day? Wow - he looked so cool - he will one day be a formidable king!
Scarfed by celt man December 31, 2018