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Standart.
Normal.
Muss so sein! :D
-Heute auf der Party jemanden kennengelernt!
-Stanni!
stanni by photek December 27, 2004
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A name given to people that are very short, but are not classified as dwafs or midgets. A perfect example would also be member of the online game WOW, and would make the majority of their friends online, as online friends dont know how tall you are. A "stanni" would rather go online and talk than go out to parties or go out in public.
"omg! that girl must be a stanni, shall we ask her?"
Stanni by Yamer jamer August 4, 2008
Stanni (a.k.a. Standard).
The word stanni can be best described by Adem's couch/sofa.
This bitch is so Adem's sofa like.
This bitch is so stanni.
Stanni by jamal.bok November 30, 2020

staniate 

To secrete milk or any other object from one's breasts intentionally by solely applying internal pressure without any external stimulation
Staniation is only possible by women.
She staniated sticky orange juice all over my face!
staniate by TFGOT January 31, 2021

Standing here i realise 

Standing here, I realize you were
Just like me trying to make history.
But who's to judge the right from wrong.
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence.
But in the end it has to be this way.
I've curved my own path, you've followed your wrath;
But maybe we're both the same.
The world has turned, and so many have burned.
But nobody is to blame.
It's tearing across this barren wasted land.
I feel new life could be born beneath
The blood stained sand.
Standing here i realise is a song from MGR during the senator Armstrong fight

standing on business 

Short Def: Take care of your business

Long Def: When faced with a situation, you are urged to handle your own affairs.

Sad Def: After breaking up with your significant other, you are focusing on your business by dealing with your personal matters.
"Ay, Qebly what happened to your hoe?"

"Fuck dat bih, I'm standing on business"

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.
P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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