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when you fart in a public place and try to outrun it, but no matter where you go whenever you stop the smell is not far behind!
i farted in wal*mart and ran two departments down, but my stalker fart chased me all the way!

there's no escaping the stalker fart
by Dark Lord of the Anus September 16, 2005
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