A single bearded man who often gets lots of women.
"Thor Johnson is such a Stagg!"
by Duke Silver October 28, 2020
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A man with a beard thicker then the forests of the amazon. A laid back fellow with a love for mathematics and fine women. It has once been said that he lost his virginity before his own father, and spends his free time skydiving without parachutes, and counting to infinity, which he has accomplished both twice.

Stagg was created when God fornicated with a unicorn and out popped Carl with a mathbook in his hand and full beard.
Did you know helen kellers favorite color was Carl Stagg?
by foxylady4u October 7, 2010
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Rhyming slang for "bags" as in bags of cocaine
"mate I'm definitely getting on the kotoni staggs tonight"
by jakeyypoooo September 24, 2020
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The can of Chilli in my pantry (it’s kinda good)
Me: Damn, did mom get more Stagg Chili?
Brother: Yup, two cans of it.
by Nathan._. August 6, 2021
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There’s always that one kid at school who is always saying dirty dick jokes.
Wow, your’re being such a Micheal Stagg.
by Troll_of_523 December 17, 2017
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The Jagermeister stagg is named George, in honour of an infamous drunk. George otherwise known as the patron saint of degeneracy was an avid fan of Jagermeister
You guys know about the Jagermeister stagg right
by Monsieur jorge August 21, 2021
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A place over ran with fob teachers that dont care about you its basically hell
by Oldmanjebidah November 13, 2019
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