Squiddly-Diddly

The act of Squidward Tentacles riding a cow with a pen lid

“Check that crazy Squiddly-Diddly!”

by Thechanks October 2, 2017

Squiddly-diddly

What we call Bailee Morris when she's being silly and girly.

Squiddly-diddly!!! Stop playing in your makeup and get your face out of that girls lap!

by Aaron Queen December 22, 2003

squidly diddly

A large headed West Cork dweller who fancies himsely as a modern day Pat jennings

hey, theres Squidly Diddly..Pat Jennings my arse

by Tobyjug6 May 9, 2010

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 4, 2011

squidlydiddly

short arse and bad tempered Zulu. don't mess with him because he will mess you up. in reality he will just fall over and shout about the vile

" Squidlydiddly you lil raspberry!"
"Squids an alcoholic!"

by tescowanker April 13, 2017