butt squank

adj. Usually a sweaty smear or ass print left on a seat; may be fecal as well: often found on gym equipment, vinyl bus/car seats or stadium bleachers, toilet seats on hot summer days. Used as an insult. Also squank, squanky,squanked. May be spelled skwank.

1. Nervous, Jim left an enourmous butt squank on Trisha's new velvet chair.

2. The intense heat and humdity was a guarantee we'd leave our seats squanky.

3. I thought you were just a dick, but you're a butt squank as well.

by regensraincoat June 25, 2006

squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.

Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.

by AD the Awesome April 9, 2007

Squanke

Squanke- Buttocks feels very squeaky and dank after bad fast food.

That Taco Bell last night made my booty feel very Squanke!

by dmn62 August 24, 2017

squank

Verb : to perform sexual intercourse

Usually used in place of the f* cuss word or derogatory terms such as pork.

I used to squank more often when I had a steady girlfriend.

by Brettski23NotSoSound February 18, 2023

Squank

When the neck forms dozens of rolls in an unattractive way

He squanks when looking at his phone

by CHRISTLER August 13, 2020

Squank

Referring to a young man who has a strong love of computers and programming, but is physically disabled and tends to waddle like a penguin. "Squank" can also refer to the noise that someone would make if they don't get their way in life. A "Squank" also typically follows the beliefs of his or her or zhe or zher God, Donald J. Trump, and verbally obliterates all Left-leaning disabled members of society who stand in his way, or "F*cking Libtards" in his words.

Wow, I've seen many squanks today yelling at Best Buy employees. Jeez, there's another one making Jimmy cry for genuinely believing Socialism will work in the USA.

by Swedish_Born March 25, 2019

Squank

An overwhelming disgust or unpleasantness.

Can you believe how squank her hair is?
That picture made me feel squank.

by TheSquankMan December 22, 2017