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When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'
Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet
by Leigh August 01, 2003
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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The turgid, erect male phallus
With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.
by cleftistecho March 31, 2017
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Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.
I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.
by JP Golf Pro October 01, 2008
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As in "How pet, do you like music? Fancy doing a Dizzy Gilespie on me spunk trumpet then?"
by Captain Zap September 29, 2003
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Nutting in her throat and choking her as she gargles until you get the pitch just right to sound like a trumpet
"I tried giving my girl the spunk trumpet last night but she squeaked too high and fucking died ni🅱🅱a"
by RobertDiNerosMoistyButtFolds February 10, 2019
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