Splurt the gurt

Another word for cumming

Bro I'm just gonna go home and splurt the gurt

by Asueq12 July 4, 2020

Marble-splurt

When it's an icy day, and you pull out and your cum feels like raw marbles exiting the ballsack.

Fuck it’s so cold, I just yanked out a marble-splurt.

by Diplodicus McPringle February 6, 2020

Mexican Splurt

Having a dump when you can feel the rumble tumble in your stomach. Its a mix of pee and poop forming a solid that is different than diarreah.

Avandre:Damn son I had the biggest mexican splurt ever, it was scary.

Cam: I know I couldn't trust my farts, so I took it to the toilet, but it was just an air fart.

Avandre: Damn.

by mgrille1234 June 2, 2011

Bird Splurt

When a bird ejaculates when it is flying overhead and the ejaculate (bird splurt) lands on you.

The bird splurted on Jackies face when she was sitting at the picinic table. Therefore, Jackie had bird splurt on her face.

by Pimpish February 12, 2010

Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.

Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.

by Isnuckover July 30, 2016

Splurt

Splurt - the blue water in a port-a-john that splashes on your brown eye while taking a dump.

Damn bro. After eating that burrito for lunch I hit the porta John and splurted all over my ass!

by Mr.upslurt September 1, 2021

Splurt

To ooze out of something.

I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but I added to much jelly, so all of it splurt out the side when I bit it.

by Jhenniffer September 18, 2021