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a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 16, 2019
damn, that was an oink-omatic chromatic splooge!
by slimyhibber October 23, 2018
by Demtane October 13, 2017
When a man ejaculates into a woman’s vagina l, it becomes a splooge-box. His semen plus her vagina equals a splooge-box.
by Bag of dicks December 30, 2021
A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.
First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut February 1, 2008