any gel-like gooie substance on something that should not have goo on it; wet sticky drippy stuff (colors optional)from a known or an unknown source.
I cann't believe he coughed splonge all over my notebook.
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
The other day I saw the same splonge on my couch!
by Brian Chviruk January 15, 2007
by Captain BU April 25, 2014
To sponge is when you're totally dying to go for a wee and then you break wind. The act of releasing the pressure of wind make you accidentally dribble a little bit of wee. A splonger would be a person with a weak bladder and gaseous backside.
I should've gone to the loo already, I've just splonged.
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
Why did you just change your underwear, did you splonge?
by Bodley February 3, 2012
by splong monster July 15, 2018
''fuck you, you cunt splonge"
or
doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'
female 'my cunt is all splongey'
or
doctor - 'why do you think you have an infection?'
female 'my cunt is all splongey'
by stace'cunt'osaurus June 2, 2011
To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.
My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.
Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?
Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
Splong cat is belived to be the childbirth of Long Cat and Speedy Cat. Not much is known, except that he is obviously speedy and long.
by SpeedyCake April 17, 2010