62.5 grams (2.21 ounces) of Cocaine Hydrochloride (i.e.. powder, soft, ya-yo, blow) or Cocaine Freebase (i.e...crack, hard, rocks).

This is one of the most common increments of Cocaine weight bought and sold by small to mid level dealers in the Midwestern United States and especially in Chicago. The reason for the amount is that it is exactly 1/16th of a full kilogram, and is easily divided for resale. Cocaine arrives in the United States in pressed rectangles of Cocaine Hydrochloride and weighs nearly exactly 1000 grams. When the Cocaine is broken down for sale, it can quickly be cut in half 4 times to make 16 Two and a splits. The next smallest amount available for sale is an ounce, but a Kilogram can produces an odd amount (35.24) of ounces. The next amount commonly sold is 125 grams or 1/8 of a kilogram (i.e....Big 8, eighth).
Drug Dealer (Retail): "I need to hit the trap and get redone"
Plug (Wholesale): "I ain't got time for no fuckin zip right now"
Drug Dealer (Retail): "Hell naw Joe......I'm fittin to get Two and a split"
Plug (Wholesale): "Aiight come on....."
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In keeping with the term 'Freudian slip', the Freudian split is the unintended but sometimes favourable, spoken reference to the opening of a woman's vagina.
Woman A: The banana is a very 'versatile' fruit, it even comes in its own case....

Woman B : Ooh-err, is that a Freudian split?
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the act of doing the splits on a camels hump to stimulate your g-spot
i went to the zoo and i just had to try the Iraq splits
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Otherwise known as bifurcated tongue, is a tongue that is separated roughly midway to the base. Most commonly done with suture and scalpel, the procedure may be done with a cauterizing tool or as it was first done with a tongue piercing and fishing line. It is quickly gaining popularity in the body modification scene.
Did that chick who gave you head have a Split Tongue?

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Some way of saying "fall apart". And when you break up, or a part of something loses connection on the object.
THE VERTICAL STABILIZER SPLIT APART!, We are splitting apart!
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A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.
Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.
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"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
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