Back splat

A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.
Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.
by clermontboy September 14, 2019
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 07, 2023
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Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.
by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017
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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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Boom-Splat

Sales Theory - When sales volumes rapidly increase for a period of time and then splat down.
Jason was looking for a great way to sandbag his budget so he came up with the Boom-Splat sales theory.
by boom-splat rookie December 19, 2011
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dry splat

The lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. This is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.
It has been so hot and dry out that when Pat and I were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.
by demon71 August 11, 2010
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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