This one dude on TIKTOK who likes to use the same shirtless picture of Jon berthnal every video. Some would say he’s gone absolutely out of his mind. He reminds people of a possumdipped in strawberry sauce. Intoxicated when it comes to men with blood on their face.
Oh, hey! Did you see that new video spitkinkman made? It’s just him hitting on Patrick Bateman and slandering Taylor swift again!
Hey, you know spitkinkman? xoxoskywalker’s husband?
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"