Spermsicle

A freezed condom full of sperm (flavor is optional)

- Dad, do we have ice cream?
- Sorry, we don’t. But i can offer you a spermsicle!

by the smartest one 69 January 14, 2020

spermsicles

A frozen treat made with human sperm.

Geoffrey loves those spermsicles.

by flaghenshnauber August 1, 2006

Spermsicle

The product of placing a used condom flat in a freezer. The resulting frozen semen can then be consumed like a popsicle.

Nancy has a freezer full of spermsicles. She’s been feeding Joe pineapple for that extra fruity kick.

by Pete! The dog January 31, 2022