Spaved 

To stave or to strike someone with a spade

Person 1: "What happened to Bob?"

Person 2: "He was annoying me so I Spaved his head in"

Person 3: "Good work, Bob is annoying"

Spaved by Mikey McDizzle November 24, 2009

saved game 

Used to denote a single parent with children, typically a woman but can be used to describe men, albeit very rarely does it get used to refer to men due to the judicial system and custodial law. The term originated loosely from the gaming community to refer to a saved game as a potentially corrupted file, ruined playthrough, etc. This phrase was coined due to the ability of a single-parent to corrupt and outright take advantage, most notably financially and emotionally their respective childless partner. Also supports the notion that a lot of childless people see saved games as damaged goods. Very often used in MGTOW community

Sonia is such a 4 x 4, she has 4 kids by 4 different fathers. That's why i don't mess around with saved games my G!

saved game by Lance321 November 14, 2019

Shaved Bigfoot 

This is a large, unattractive person.

GAAAWD, Bruto looks like a shaved Bigfoot in this light!

Shaved Bigfoot by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

spaver 

Zip on your trouser (Scottish Doric)

hey min yer spavers doon

spaver by Doric Tongue February 16, 2014

Jillian Shea Spaeder

A talented gorgeous girl who's an amazing singer/songwriter. Famous for being on Disney XD's show Walk The Prank. Pops up on twitter once in a blue moon. Her favorite word to say is "cool".

Anyone: so yeah
Jillian Shea Spaeder: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Anyone: Um are you alri-
Jill: cool

Jillian Shea Spaeder by agaydisaster0526 April 22, 2020

I shaved my balls for this? 

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

I shaved my balls for this? by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012

shaved 

The London term for getting stabbed and either dying or critical condition

i ran down bkay bait faced on a mains and he got shaved

shaved by deezfatnuts January 10, 2021