To run away or hide from ones responsibilities after carrying out or being involved in a questionable or horrible act. Often done in a despicable way & would by most be considered as evil or the actions of a coward.
Nothing is absolute until proven. Who knows who’s right or wrong? A spatootist is anyone who doesn’t want to pick a side and simply wants to wait and see.
A legendary man who's identity is unknown. Legend has it that he can be seen in the highly offensive!!! chat at 3:00am. He is the only man who has seen shaggy at 100% power and survived!
A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.
Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.