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spatoolas 

The large, moist, pirky lips of a girl (or boy), that have the potential to give the greatest BJ you have ever had.
OMG, that chick had the best spatoolas I have ever seen.
spatoolas by nickbalc99 October 15, 2003
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To run away or hide from ones responsibilities after carrying out or being involved in a questionable or horrible act. Often done in a despicable way & would by most be considered as evil or the actions of a coward.
She’s done a Sacoolas.

The suspect didn’t face any repercussions as they did a Sacoolas rather than face the music.
Sacoolas by Monkey House October 13, 2019

Spatootism 

Nothing is absolute until proven. Who knows who’s right or wrong? A spatootist is anyone who doesn’t want to pick a side and simply wants to wait and see.
I have invented my own religion called spatootism.
Spatootism by Boxfoxice May 31, 2019

spatulaspanky 

A legendary man who's identity is unknown. Legend has it that he can be seen in the highly offensive!!! chat at 3:00am. He is the only man who has seen shaggy at 100% power and survived!
"OMG, cailey is that Spatulaspanky?!?"
spatulaspanky by Loosechromosome January 26, 2019
A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.
Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.
Spatroast by Brendo Starr March 30, 2009

Statoblast

When shit is as good as it gets.
"Damn Jamal, that is one tight fro. Statoblast mother fucker!"
Statoblast by Jolly Greek Giant March 13, 2009
Its a spaghetti picker upper
"Hey craig couldnyou please use the spagoola to pick up that pasta"
spagoola by Spagqueen June 23, 2017
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