Northern English slang for the penis. See also trouser snake, spam javelin.
...nah, she didn't turn up so I just sat there strumming my 'Spam Banjo' all night
by Spam Banjo March 13, 2006
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The piece of skin between a mans rectum and testicles
Fuck me! my spam banjo's itching like fuck after a night with the local slag!
by Hessay April 15, 2003
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