southern surfboard

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

by Welcometothegame2markiplier April 14, 2019

southern spittoon

The act of spitting the excess chaw spit accumulated from chewing tobacco into your girlfriends vagina.

Billybob southern spittooned me last night, and I got a contact buzz.you could say things are getting pretty serious.

by MattAllen January 28, 2014

Southern swamp rock

This is a form of roots music about swamp life in Cajun country, from artists such as J.J. Cale, CCR, the Band and Tony Joe White.

I just love "Born on the Bayou" by CCR! It is primo Southern swamp rock.

by I, Wreckerrr December 12, 2020

southern slam

A deliberate insult said to a person's face by a Southerner who is thought to be giving high praise, but is in fact thoroughly insulting the person. The slam is said in a heavy Southern drawl so as to fool the person into thinking you are stupid.

Example 1:

Upon seeing a woman approach wearing a hideous dress:

Southern Slammer: "Where eva did you get that dress? I simply must know. It takes my breath away!

Loosely translated: "That is the fugliest dress I have ever seen. I want to know where you got it so I can avoid that store like the plague!"

by Loxi July 19, 2009

Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

Most Feared Animal in all the world!

Holy shit, there is a Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka, lets thin out the herd.

by decajoe October 17, 2006

Southern snowpeeper

A Southerner who rises intermittently during the night and peeps out the window to see if it actually snowed as the weatherman predicted. It snows so seldom in the South, some excitement rises even in adults at the possibility of seeing it actually snow!

I made like a Southern snowpeeper last night. I was so eager just to see a flake or two! Now I'll be tired all day..

by People Watcher January 7, 2010

Hanging ten on a southern surfboard

Going to the swamp, and "surfing" on a gator with your toes hanging near the gator's mouth.

Bob: Hey, buddy! How was your weekend?
Buddy: Oh, you know. Just hanging ten on a southern surfboard.
Bob: Damn. How many toes did you lose?
Buddy: surprisingly, only 2. Garry Gator is getting used to me.

by Urbanizationfiltration May 27, 2018