sour puss

An individual who always has a sad or a negative outlook on issues.

You are such a sour puss; are you ever happy about anything?

You are such a sour puss; do you ever have a nice thing to say about anything?

by TX Ranger October 01, 2007

sour puss

One who sucks the fun out of the atmosphere. This can be done through the following; over nagging, over worrying for safety, depressing speeches about life, fussyness for everything, overly emoting oneself etc.

sour puss: You have had way too much
guy: bah! no!
down the drain
guy: FUCK?!

sour puss: To be, or not to be. that is the question
guy: STFU (Shut The Fuck Up)

sour puss: I HATE ALL OF YOU...cries
person: aww don't cry like an emo

by Pad Bear December 17, 2007

sour puss

What you get from inadvertently picking up a soured washcloth to wash your face. The smell soaks into your skin and cannot be removed.Only after a new layer of skin is formed will the smell begin to fade.

Echhh! I got sour puss off that wash rag!!!

by wolfbait51 May 05, 2011

sour puss

Michelle Obama}

Dude! Did you see that sour puss Michele Obama? To look like that, I'd have to bite into four lemons with no tequila.

by PUMA Dave July 11, 2008

sour puss

The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound

See mellow yellow.

Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 26, 2004

Sour Puss

when ur puss smells/tastes like some sour milk and looks like sour dough flakey bread.

tommy: “Bro it was so gross she got that sour puss syndrome”

rodney: “that’s pretty fuckin dope man”

by takislover May 22, 2019

sour puss pout

AKA the Renee Zellweger face, that squinty eyed puckered up lip effect as if the person just sucked a bushel of lemons.

Theres nothing attractive about a sour puss pout.

by jpg3 October 27, 2011