soup in the can

during sex the male will donkey punch his partner at which point he will ejaculate in their face. then take a empty soup can and shit in it. wipe the cum off their face and use it for seasoning. then say "minestrone soup bitch"and make them eat it. you may also add salt and pepper.

"last friday i gave gabe glasser the good ol soup in the can"

by fred dick June 04, 2007

soup can

The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!

by PReel May 08, 2009

Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning

by Soup Can Sam September 27, 2018

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 09, 2002

soup cans

Apparently, it is what labels are for.

-You wear so much Abercrombie, you're such a prep!
-ZOMG STOOPID LABELZ R 4 SOUP CANS!

by Katinthehat May 15, 2007

Soup-Canning

Soup-canning is the act of throwing a non-opened can of soup out of a moving car at a person on or near the side of the road. Similar to a drive by, but with soup instead of bullets.

The other day, some douchebag got arrested for soup-canning a kid by the highway.

by NickKennedy October 27, 2008

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004