Pete: Hey guy your cute.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.
by BreezyWeezy69 December 9, 2008
One of the world's true musical geniuses. He is a rapper, producer, choreographer, and general cultural phenomenon. Not since Elvis Presly, or even The Beatles, has Western society been swept by and artist of such talent and acclaim. There is no question that Soulja Boy Tell'em is Divinely inspired.
"I gotta new dance fo' y'all, it called the Soulja Boy..."
"Jockin' on dem haters mang..."
"Haters get mad 'cause I got me some Bathing Apes."
Q: Who is responsible for humanity's greatest accomplishment in art or film?
A: Soulja Boy Tell'em
"Jockin' on dem haters mang..."
"Haters get mad 'cause I got me some Bathing Apes."
Q: Who is responsible for humanity's greatest accomplishment in art or film?
A: Soulja Boy Tell'em
by Ben Snyder November 13, 2007
by Erkkiboy February 14, 2008
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.
Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?
Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.
Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.
Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?
Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.
Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
basically a dance made by black people that makes white people look like fucking retards. other dances associated are spidaman dat hoe, crank dat roosevelt, walk it out, the snapping of fingers, stuff like that
white girl: i can crank that soldier boy like no other
black person:shut up hoe, you a cracka!
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
black person:shut up hoe, you a cracka!
CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
by tyihjyrjd October 14, 2007
Soulja Boy off in this (oh)
Watch me crank it, watch me (roll)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that (oh)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy), now watch
Watch me crank it, watch me (roll)
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Then Superman that (oh)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youu (crank dat Soulja Boy), now watch
Crank Dat Soulja Boy when we live in a society (top 10 peter griffin moments, funny edition, try not to laugh epic fortnite montage)
by diccnball October 8, 2020
To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape
by Casey Burnette December 13, 2007