son of a diddly a non offensivealternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogsloose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.