Literally, Suck on my Ball Sack
Trevor: Yo dude go get me a beer!
Mike: Um.. sombs, you lazy asshole
by Dakicka June 27, 2009
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According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, this acronym stands for: Suck on my Balls

It is very useful when dealing with tyrants both big or small. When said tyrant tries to impose their illusionary power over you, an effective response would be: SOMB

SOMB works both online and in-person and is a very effective trigger when used against totalitarian loving individuals. Please use with caution.
Bill Gates: Well it looks like until we all get the mandatory vaccine for COVID-19. THERE WILL BE NO GROUP GATHERINGS.

Fred: #SOMB @billgates
by Anakin33 April 15, 2020
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by Sheffyshrf August 16, 2009
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Suck On My Balls. usually used in an dominance term. Either angrily or after a competition. usually said after beating someone by a large amount in a video game.

"player 1" oh yeah i beet you again at Mario kart
"player 2" like i care
"player 1" SOMB *does a random dance while waving hands round his crotch*

As demontrated in pure pwnage episode 10
by Michael (Mullet) Emmett May 20, 2006
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Abbreviation coined by Eric of Duleek on the 28th november 2022 meaning "staunched out my biccie" or incredibly stoned.
lads i cant lie im SOMB off this stardawg- said Eric
by quinnerrr November 28, 2022
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joe was pissin me off so i told him to somb
by jomamazilla November 5, 2007
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