similar to the situation, mike sorentio, the solution refers to a man or men that isn't just the man or the answer he is the total package, the solution. Not only is said person or persons well endowed, have perfect hair and a craving for the richest things in life (i.e. grading papers, pleasuring women, and fighting crime) he also is a man of much wealth fortune and insight (usually not a women)
Mike Sorentio may be the Situation, but Chuck Norris is the solution.
Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.
Pat Hayes' perfect parted hair is nothing short of solution to life's baldness.
by The Big Deal of J.S. Hayesings April 12, 2011
by thaweasy July 6, 2010
A special kind of reach around lubricated with any bodily fluid (the solution) including, but not limited to, spit, snot, or fecal matter.
by JoseValentino December 2, 2016
Campus Solutions - A sorry excuse of a student record system used by the University of Nottingham. Unable to give you basic information about a student, almost like its creators want you to die.
Holy fucking shit not another SQL error message, Campus Solutions is crap. Who were the son of a bitches who thought purchasing this system was a good idea? Fuck the University of Nottingham.
by TheVC March 6, 2021
The optimistic version of saying no problem. This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com)
"I'm sorry sir we can't do that right now because it's peak, but will at 9pm." "Ok, yes solution"
"Thank you." "Yes solution."
"Thank you." "Yes solution."
by MadDawgDylan October 10, 2019
A graduated cylinder and/or beaker cleanser that is basically magic. The name says it all. It is a solution to anything. Get leftover experiment residue on your beaker? Soapy solution can fix that. Drop your beaker and it shatters? Soapy solution can fix that. Burn your beaker to smithereens? Soapy solution can fix that. Soapy solution is to be used responsibly. Using this great power any more than you have to, and soapy solutions can control your life. Soapy solution is a force to be reckoned with.
by Lil’Fish March 13, 2015
To commit suicide via shotgun blast administered beneath the chin or inside the mouth, as mentioned in Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher. If the shotgun is particularly long the trigger is often pulled by a toe.
Damn it, why did he have to go and use the Hemingway Solution in my room? Now there's brain matter all over my ceiling.
The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.
The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.
by Shadowhunter_36 October 5, 2006