sokkasexual

Being in love Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy.

Zuko: Toph, I have a crush on Sokka.
Toph: Oh, so you’re sokkasexual?

sokkasexual by sokkaobsessed December 30, 2020

sorbasexual 

A homosexual who represses their urges, which find an outlet in the form of extreme homophobia. Named after Ryan Sorba, following his bigoted rant against the American Conservative Union for simply allowing a homosexual group to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference.

Did you hear that Lindsey Graham is gay?

Ya, he's a total sorbasexual.

sorbasexual by NonBigotedConservative April 25, 2010

Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.

He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!

Sockosexual by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual 

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010

Sockosexual

A man who masterbates with a sock pulled over his dick to catch the cum

What a sockosexual, he already jacked off in 6 socks before noon.

Sockosexual by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

solasexual by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

Soniasexual

You are only attracted to the character Sonia from Pokémon

Alex: "Hey bro what are you?"
Isaac: "I'm soniasexual."
Alex: "You're what?"
Isaac: "I'm soniasexal meaning I'm only attracted to the character Sonia from Pokémon."

Alex: "Oh alright."

Soniasexual by Pochaa October 8, 2020