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Desmond: Hey Jethro, you coming with us to see SoaP tonight?
Jethro: :'( Nah dude, I gotta take a mondo dump.
Desmond: Man fuck you Jethro!
by Shawn August 28, 2006
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An adjetive that describes something Totally Gnarley or awesome
Awe brohh those are some soap waves
by Dpoole167 June 26, 2011
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A person, usually one of large size, who tends to do nothing of significant productivity during the day. A soap's activities can include, but is not limited to; playing video games, watching tv, napping, and using the internet for countless hours.
Taylor is such a soap, he has been watching re-runs of the Reds on tv all day.
by lkjhgfdsaqwertyuiop June 26, 2008
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The Process of S.O.A.P. :

1.)Have PROTECTED sex with a ginger and hold her hostage.

2.) Take used condon once you are done with intercourse. (Make sure it has alot of jizz in it.)

3.) Stuff shit into the condom, and freeze it with a sparkler, having the "sparkler wick" facing outward.

4.) Once the "poopsickle" is fully frozen, peel away the condom, leaving only the frozen poop.

5.) Stuff the frozen poop into the vagina of the hostage(with jizz size going in first.)

6.) Light the sparkler to melt the frozen jizz into the vagina, the Jizz will melt into the vagina impregnating the girl.

7.) When the hostiage is in labor, and when the head of the baby is visible, poop into the infants mouth, causing suffication that will lead to death.

8.) Let the hostiage go. :)
"What are you in here for?" - Cellmate
"I soaped a girl" - Cellmate II
"You mean---!?" - Cellmate

"Yes, I commited a Shockingly Offensive Abortion Process (S.O.A.P.) " - Cellmate II
by The Irishmen October 03, 2010
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For many years soap was thought to be a cleaning product made from pig fat and sodium. This theory has now been proved to be mostly true. In fact, after some extensive research I have found this theory on the internet so it must be completely true.

However there has been one eminent scientist who has challenged this theory over the last few years and has split the scientific community by almost a million to one. Dr Butterfield of Sheffield, England claims in his latest book “Soap don’t eat it its real” that “Soap is basically made of bubbles”. After years of pain staking research Dr Butterfield eventually got hold of some soap. This led him to write an article in the popular scientific journal “Neo Nonsense” titled “Why is there no Superdrug in Sheffield”. This, some say, is the final nail in the coffin of the so called “Pig Fat” theory as there are clearly plenty of Superdrugs in Sheffield. During an exclusive interview I had with Dr Butterfield in the research lab of his Sheffield University he calls “The Puzzle Factory” I asked “What’s all this bubble stuff about”. After about three hours, and I confess I was getting a little hungry, Dr Butterfield came up with the following observation “When you rub soap on your body this produces bubbles. These bubbles don’t appear from thin air”. A confused look appeared on Dr Butterfields face and he promptly fell asleep.

So we have two conclusive theories one is based on pure fact, the other is the figment of an overactive fictional mind. Clearly this debate is going to rage for many years.
Real Person> "I think i'll have a wash"

Dr Butterfield> "No don't that soap is made of bubbles"
by TheGell June 16, 2006
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Acronym. Same Old AP Shit. Statement about Advanced Placement (AP) classes always just doing things "because they might be on the test."
Teacher - You have to be able to analyze primary sources in your sleep, it's a big part of the test.
Student # A - SOAPS....
Student # B - Ya, tell me about it.
by Bthomps October 21, 2004
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