Socially Retarded

This is when someone lacks the social skills that normal people developed in high school. They missed out on normal socialization because they were outcasts, more than likely because they were physically unattractive, but that is not always the case. Attractive people can be affected by this when they are only liked BECAUSE of their looks and nothing else. Usually occurs in males. Excessive internet use is also a dominant cause.

So I met a boy and I was trying to hang out with him:

me: Hey, since we only hang out at bars, how 'bout you go to this thing with me?

him: I'm going to that with my friends April 7th!

. . . . .
(Silence)

me: Okay, well I hope you guys have fun.

If he wasn't into me, this would have just been an asshole move, but apparently he WAS into me and just a fucking idiot because now he's my boyfriend.

P.S. Even when I brought up how socially retarded that was he still did not invite me.

by Kwiatkowski May 22, 2006

Socially Retarded

Someone that is missing or lacking the social skills needed to be accepted in society.

Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.

by udahit April 9, 2009

Socially Retarded

A person that thinks facebooking, twittering, texting, and being glued to your phone is being social even though its the complete opposite.

John: (staring at his phone) I'm such a social person
Mark: When was the last time you talked to someone face to face? You are more like Socially retarded

by bilbobagg May 20, 2011

Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021

socially retarded

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies

"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."

by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011

socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family

Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!

by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012

Socially retarded

If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996

Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then

by MicrowaveCurry February 19, 2022