Typically, the second day of the work week, aka, Tuesday.

A relatively small amount of actual productive output will be achieved while at work on a Snoozeday.

Henry: Hey, Bill, did you get that new program launched today?

Bill: Nah, homie, you should know better than to ask me that. Tuesday is my Snoozeday.

Snoozeday by JasonHood February 12, 2010

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Snazzed in my wazz

Another phrased used to describe the event where a man jizzes in his pants

"dude! look at that freaking HOT CHICK"
"O MY GD man i just totally snazzed in my wazz"

Snazzed in my wazz by MrPibb132 February 25, 2009

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Snozzled

Under the nfluence of alcohol

I was totally snozzled last night

Snozzled by sum_41_hockney June 20, 2005

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Snozzer

A nose or a snout

"lovely snozzer"

Snozzer by Izzyyyyfxxxx October 25, 2018

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snazzed-up

To dress up. To put on one's finest cloths, for going out to be noticed.

I broke my zoot suit out of the closet, and I'm all snazzed-up for the party tonight.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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