The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.
When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.
by subnetmask July 19, 2004
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A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man ejaculates into a fan, spraying the woman with his seed in the process.
Adrian: Yo Bob, I heard you gave Kendra a Snow Shower last night.

Bob: Hells yeah, it took her a good 20 minutes to clean up, and another hour to clean the fan!
by Noss Dormuu January 27, 2011
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The act of cumming on ones self.
My girlfriend wasn’t around this morning, so I took a snow shower.
by Skeetfleet November 29, 2018
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the act of covering your partner's face in dandruff or peeling sunburn flakes and then coming on said face
joe: man that sunburn on your head is peeling pretty bad

victor: yeah i gave my girl a snow shower last night

joe: thats pretty nasty dude
by cbaus5 July 29, 2010
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When you are shovelling snow with a friend and need a warm beverage while you friend has to really pee so they solve two problems with one action.
Person 1: "I'm craving a hot beverage"
Person 2: "I could give you a golden snow shower because I gotta pee."
by psychobtches September 7, 2017
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When a slut is on her knees surrounded by a circle of muscular men (or former pro wrestlers) who jerk off and blow their loads all over her like it's snowing.
Christen waited for the WWE to come to town, then she snuck backstage for a "hulk hogan snow shower".
by gigantordingdong June 27, 2014
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