Snotching is when a girl rubs her nose up and down a man's gooch.
The filthy slag was snotching that guy
by Shug89 October 14, 2018
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The fluid motion to uppercut a deserving individual from the snatch to the schnoz.
Rachel is being such a cunt. She totally needs to get snotched right now.
by DickSoap November 22, 2010
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He/she was just another snotch on my headboard...
by Juie September 3, 2008
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a) Snape's dirty nose
b) definition is fluid similar to remort
by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011
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Snot - crotch; a rare but important instance where a person's crotch becomes entirely covered with snot and boogers, either deliberately, or by accidental means, such as a violent sneeze during a blow-job or carpet munching extravaganza. Ideally, the creation of a snotch would come as a suprise to the target, who would act as a canvas for such a fine piece of art. Addendum: If the creation of a snotch happens during a blow job while the victim is currently seated upon an open toilet, this is known as a Blumpsnotch.
"Lick lick, yum, ah, ah, ah-choo!!" "Oh, my, goodness, you just snotched me, you malicious whore!"

"I told you I had a cold, ass-clown! It is quite a lovely snotch though, with the yellow and green hues."
by Frackerman June 21, 2011
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To coch (vomit) and sneeze at the same time
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A combination of the words "snatch" and "snot," and is used to describe a woman's vaginal mucous (i.e. snatch snot).
That girl was so wet that when I pulled out, my dick was positively dripping with snotch.
by Drumspot5.5 November 23, 2012
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