sneaky dan

When one sneaks into the bathroom while another person is showering and takes a shit; the person showering is less likely to hear the perpetrator's entrance, allowing for the perfect opportunity to attempt a sneaky dan.

"dude should I go in there and shit while Kyle is in the shower?"

"you're gonna give him a sneaky dan?!.... thaaat's greasy."

sneaky dan by ya gurl's bush October 11, 2015

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sneaky dan

the act of getting to third base or higher with two different girls in the same night.

doing a sneaky dan is fucking AWESOME

sneaky dan by achillman0688 October 29, 2010

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Sneakyhandshake

When a german guy spins you on your head and put multiple rubber fists up your ass and then shouts "NIGGERS ON THE POOP DECK"

Sneakyhandshakes are hard to find now a days.

Sneakyhandshake by Stimpered March 2, 2009

dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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